MICHELLE OBAMA TO TOP KERRY'S JAMES TAYLOR SCHTICK: #BRINGBACKOURBOOBS

HAVING KERRY BRING JAMES TAYLOR TO SING YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND WOULD BE EMBARRASSING IF IT DIDN'T CAPTURE THE INEPTNESS OF OBAMA'S FOREIGN POLICY.

CAN IT GET ANY WORSE?

WE IMAGINE IT COULD:

OBAMA'S WHOLE ENTIRE ANTI-TERROR POLICIES HAVE BEEN ABOUT AS EFFECTIVE AT ENDING TERRORISM...

AS THIS PHOTO WOULD BE AT GETTING KIDNAPPED GIRLS BACK FROM BOKO HARAM...

OR GIVING BARRY AN ERECTION.