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Thursday, April 26, 2012

ITS COME TO THIS

Pizza Hut's Middle Eastern chain has started offering chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers as crust stuffings.


Named the Crown Crust pizza because of the shape the crust takes on when stuffed with burgers or nuggets, the concept is closely related to the 'hot dog stuffed crust' which recently launched in the UK

IN UNRELATED NEWS:
A Las Vegas woman is in hospital recovering after collapsing at the Heart Attack Grill while eating a double bypass burger. But wait, there's more. She was also smoking cigarettes and downing a magarita. The woman, in her 40s, was rushed to hospital after being found in the restaurant unconscious.   ...   The Heart Attack Grill has signs that read, 'This Establishment is Bad for Your Health', at the front door. Dr Jon [OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT], who is not a medical doctor, told the Los Angeles Times his warnings about his food means he has no liability for what happens to his customers.

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