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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

ZOMBIE CHAVEZ PUTS RUMORS TO REST

Supporters of Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez have hailed the release of new footage of the socialist leader as proof he was recovering well from surgery in Cuba despite speculation he may have cancer.

As rumours about Mr Chavez's disappearance from public view since the 10 June operation reached a climax, both governments put out new video and photographs of him walking and chatting with revolutionary leader Fidel Castro.

The new images don't disprove the most extreme rumour - that Mr Chavez has prostate cancer - but they do support the official line that he is simply recuperating from an operation to remove a pelvic abscess.

SIGH: CHAVEZ IS A DEMON AND IF HE DISSAPPEARED THE WORLD WOULD BE ABETTER PLACE. THE SOONER THE BETTER.

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