"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Sunday, March 20, 2011

CAPTURED PENNSYLVANIA BURGLARETTE STASHED CASH AND DRUGS IN HER VAGINA

A Pennsylvania woman who crashed her car after burglarizing a local inn had a sizable stash of drugs and cash hidden in her vagina.

According to a report in the Scranton Times-Tribune, police were called to the scene of a car crash on March 13 where Karin Mackaliunas was arrested for suspicion of theft.

During a search, police found three bags of heroin in her jacket. While police escorted the woman to the station, officers noticed her fidgeting in the back seat.

She then told police that she had hidden more drugs in her vagina.

A doctor who performed a search removed: 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, eight prescription pills and $51.22 in cash and change

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS IS THIS:

WHY DIDN'T SHE THROW AWAY THE 22 CENTS!?!?!?!?\

MORE HERE.

1 comment:

Pastorius said...

That's the line that separates her from sanity. Had she thrown away the 22 cents, this all would have been understandable.