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Friday, February 05, 2010

RED EYE FAN ARRESTED!?

Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in his pants
Police say a man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama, but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce(225-gram)lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run. Police say he could not bend over to get in the police car until some of the bottles were removed.
MUST BE A FAN OF RED EYE - OR GUTFELD'S LOTION DEALER:



1 comment:

nunya said...

Maybe it was Levy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtaZye3Dyc