" The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Shakespeare; Henry VI, 4.2.59; Butcher to Jack Cade
Well, we mustn't go THAT far. REPEAT: we mustn't go that far!
But I know where Shakespeare's coming from.
Here's the real solution: We just have to STOP putting them into office!
Here's are some old favorite lawyer jokes:
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?Remember: Hillary and Edwards are lawyers, too.
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
But Neither McCain or Palin is a lawyer.
[P.S.: WHICH CANDIDATES HAVE REAL SMILES, AND WHOSE ARE FAKE?]