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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Obama Won't Just Eat Of Any Apple


Oh, he'll eat the apple, but it has to be the right kind.

From a Friend of a Friend (a friend of ours):


An aide to Obama - who was in NYC last night - was sent on a mission: Find and buy Obama GALA APPLES.

Apparently, it's the only type he'll eat.

What? The rest are not good enough for him?

What a snob.

Barack Snobama.
Oh, by the way, Wiki says:
Gala apples are small and are usually red with a portion being greenish or yellow-green, vertically striped. Gala apples are fairly resistant to bruising and are sweet, grainy, with a mild flavor and a thinner skin than most apples. They are also considered to be a very soft eating apple due to their lack of crispiness, well-suited for denture wearers.
Does the Messiah wear dentures?

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