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Friday, August 31, 2007

CRAIG REPORTEDLY WILL RESIGN TOMORROW

LATEST NEWS AND AROUND UP ON CRAIG HERE - AT MEMEORANDUM.


I think that Craig's resignation will be seen as the SECOND biggest mistake of his life; (the biggest mistake in his life was of course pleading guilty without advise of counsel).

ALL CRAIG HAS TO DO TO SALVAGE HIS CAREER IS ADMIT HE IS BI-SEXUAL AND THEN SWITCH PARTY AFFILIATION AND BECOME A DEMOCRAT.

They like homosexual politicians -especially with a few indiscretions in their past: Barney Frank is a gay Congressman who had "lover" who ran an "escort" service from Frank's townhouse. Frank is part of the Dem leadership.

GEE WHIZ, BASED ON THAT, CRAIG COULD BECOME THE DEMOCRAT SENATE WHIP!

UPDATE: Punditarian reminds us (in the comments):
You didn't mention Gerry Studds; that Democratic congressman actually had real sex with an underage male page -- and was treated to a standing ovation by his fellow Democrats when the House voted to censure him. In contrast, the disgraced Mark Foley merely text-messaged an adult page.

4 comments:

Donald Douglas said...

Ha! That's a good one!

Maybe he can get a side gig on Saturday Night Live for the Pelosi skits!

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Reliapundit said...

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

of course: this is a sad time for his family...

and a political crisis of sorts for the idaho and national gop's....

BUT IT'S SO BIZARRE...

i just gotta laugh...

humans are capable of pretty weird behavior.

no wonder the Lord send us the Word.

Punditarian said...

You didn't mention Gerry Studds; that Democratic congressman actually had real sex with an underage male page -- and was treated to a standing ovation by his fellow Democrats when the House voted to censure him. In contrast, the disgraced Mark Foley merely text-messaged an adult page.

Punditarian said...

I mean, as Classical Values pointed out, these Republican sex scandals don't even involve any actual physical sex! Larry Craig was arrested for tapping his foot . . . Mark Foley was destroyed for sending text messages . . . whereas Democrat Gerry Studds had actual physical sex with a teenager which he described as a consensual relationship with a young adult . . . and although some may think that "eatin' aint cheatin'" B.J. Clinton had actual physical sex with a subordinate in the Oval Office itself . . .