NYC COULD APPLY FOR STATEHOOD AT THE UN

NEW YORKER (VIA HOT AIR):

Under international law, the Palestinian case is strong but not airtight. The most oft-cited authority, the 1933 Montevideo Convention on the Rights and Duties of States, requires a state to have a permanent population, a defined territory, government, and the “capacity to enter into relations with the other states.”

BY THIS LOGIC, NYC SHOULD APPLY TOO!

AND AFTER THE UNGA APPROVES IT, BLOOMBERG COULD DECLARE HIM SELF KING. OR NANNY IN CHIEF.

SERIOUSLY: BY THIS STANDARD, NYC HAS A BETTER CASE THAN THE ARABS OF JUDEA AND SAMARIA.

WHY BETTER?

SIMPLE: DECLARING NYC A NEW STATE WON'T CAUSE A WORLD WAR.

OF COURSE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ISRAEL'S ENEMIES WANT.

THIS MOVE IS NO DIFFERENT THAN THE ILLEGAL FLOTILLAS OR TURKEY'S RECENT THREATS & PROVOCATIONS.

THEY ARE ALL DELIBERATE PROVOCATIONS.

LAST WARNING TO ARABS AND ISLAMISTS:

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.