Jokerkare Subsidizes Pedophiles!

But they're "Indian" child molesters, and if they're not white, then they must be a positive force worthy receiving a lifetime of taxpayer subsidies in the Liberal Parallel Universe.

Seriously, what is this about?

Page 1925-Section 3101 creates a new program within the Indian Health Service to provide federal funding for "perpetrators of child sexual abuse who are Indian or members of an Indian household"

But not to worry. There's an app for that, or really, a new nanny-state bureaucracy which will prepare children for their impending molestation.

Page 1183-Section 1904 provides $750 million in federal funding for a new entitlement program to offer "knowledge of realistic expectations of age-appropriate child behaviors" and "skills [for parents] to interact with their child"

It also appears that child molesters will be outfitted with federal condoms.

Page 183-Section 305(a) gives the Commissioner the power to enlist "appropriate entities" like Planned Parenthood and ACORN to engage in "outreach to specific vulnerable populations" about the bill's new programs

This is just fantastic. Jokerkare: all for the kiddies.