"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

WHAT OBAMA WILL DO FIRST IN THE FIRST 100 DAYS

  1. RAISE TAXES ON CAPITAL GAINS.
  2. ALLOW GAYS OPENLY THE MILITARY.
  3. RAISE TAXES ON EVERYONE MAKING MORE THAN $100K.
  4. CLOSE GITMO.
  5. RAISE TAXES ON CO2/CARBON.
  6. RETREAT FROM IRAQ.
  7. RAISE TAXES ON OIL COMPANIES.
  8. CLOSE THE OCS TO OIL EXPLORATION.
  9. RAISE TAXES ON PHARMACEUTICALS.
  10. SIGN KYOTO.
  11. RAISE TAXES BUSINESSES.
  12. SIDE WITH THE ARABS IN THE UNSC.
  13. RAISE TAXES.
  14. REDUCE DEFENSE SPENDING.
  15. RAISE TAXES.
  16. CANCEL MISSILE DEFENSE.
  17. RAISE TAXES.
  18. BAN "ASSAULT" GUNS.
  19. RAISE TAXES.
  20. BAN SECRET BALLOTS FOR UNIONS.
  21. RAISE TAXES.
  22. BRING BACK PROTECTIONISM.
  23. RAISE TAXES.
  24. BRING BACK THE "FAIRNESS DOCTRINE".
  25. RAISE TAXES.
  26. INVITE CHAVEZ AND AHMADINEJAD AND ASSAD TO CAMP DAVID FOR A RETREAT WITH WRIGHT AND FARRAKHAN...
OKAY: THE LAST ONE IS A JOKE, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA...

THESE LEFTIST POLICIES WILL MAKE US WEAKER AND POORER AND LESS SECURE - AND OBAMA WILL BLAME BUSH AND DIG US IN EVEN DEEPER.

WE'D BETTER BRACE OURSELVES...

AND FIGHT ACCORDINGLY.

4 comments:

Layer Seven said...

I distinctly heard Fox News remind us all that Obama has run on a platform of tax cuts.

Reliapundit said...

BWAHAHAHAH!

WELFARE FOR SOME, HIGER TAXES FOR MOST.

HIGHER CAP GAINS TAXES.

NEW CARBION TAXES.

WINDFALL PROFITS TAXES.

LIKE FRED SAID:

THEY TOLD THE VOTERS THEY'RE "NOT GONNA TAKE WATER OUTTA YOURSIDE OF THJE BUCKET!"

ALL TAXES ARE PASSED ON TO THE PUBLIC, AND WHEN THE RECEIPTS GO TO A BLOATED FED GOVT - RUN BY CORRUTP POLS - THEN IT'S WASTED.

WE'RE GONNA GET WEAKER, POORER AND LESS SAFE.

AND FAST.

I PRAY AMERICA WAKES UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE...

Layer Seven said...

No, Reliapundit; distinctly, Obama is a tax cutter, and Fox News told me.

The central plank of Obama's presidential campaign was cutting tax more than John McCain.

Are you suggesting there might be a misunderstanding?

Would a Journalist eat Obama's refuse with a spoon; then refeed it to us?

Aren't you celebrating tonight, like Fox News?

I wonder if blogs will be tolerated much longer.

Avi Green said...

One of the problems with McCain was that he was too old. That may have been what undermined his chances. But also, it seems that quite a few independents and even Democrats may have helped him get nominated in the primary.

The Republicans are going to have to change their voting rules to prevent primary results like this from happening in the future.