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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

WHICH HYPHENATED AMERICAN WILL WIN THE PRESDIENCY, MCCAIN OR OBAMA?


WHO WILL WIN, THE ARAB-AMERICAN OR THE AMERICAN WAR-HERO? (OBAMA IS 50% WHITE AND ONE-EIGHTH BLACK; HIS FATHER WAS MOSTLY ARAB.)

WHO WILL WIN, THE LEFT-WINGER OR THE WAR-HERO?

WHO WILL WIN THE EMPTY-NOVICE OR THE TIME-TESTED STATESMAN?

DUH.

IN AMERICA, (SINCE "OLD HICKORY" WAS ELECTED HIMSELF), THE ANDREW JACKSON CANDIDATE ALWAYS BEATS THE JOHN QUINCY ADAMS CANDIDATE.

The general always beats the professor. (ONLY three way races change this.)

2 comments:

DavidCyrus said...

Fun with Hyphenations

Who will win: the Baby-Boomer or the Senior-Citizen?

The the War-Monger or the Peace-Maker?

The Adulterer-Divorcer or the Dedicated Husband-Father?

(hey, these are fun!)

Reliapundit said...

FAVID - U R A DUMMIE:

BARACK IS POST BABY-BOOM.

BARACK NEVER MADE PEACE - HE IS JUST AN APPEASER, AND APPEASEMENT NEVER MADE PEACE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME.

BARACK IS SO DEDICATED TO BEING A FATHER THAT HE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT AND HAVE HIS KIDS GROW UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

MCCAIN IS ONE TOUHG SOB WHO HAD BEEN AT THE VERY CENTER OF EVERY MAJOR ISSUE THE LAST 25 YEARS.


THEE IS NO COMPARISON.

ZERO.

I HAD DINDIN WITH A LEFTIE DEM TONIGHT AND SHE SAID BARACK'S LACK OF EXPERIENCE FRIGHTENS HER.


IT SHOULD EVERYONE.

HE IS A LYING, CORRUPT SWEET-TALKER.

NEXT TIME, PLEASE CHECK YOUR FACTS FIRST.