THIRD REPRISE: A Politically Correct Version of the "Christmas Song"

THIS POST FIRST APPEARED TWO YEARS AGO:

A Politically Correct "Christmas Song"
(by reliapundit - with apologies to Torme-Wells)

Chestnuts roasting on an catalytically-converted non-polluting fire,
Jack or Jill Frost nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols – that don’t mention Christianity - being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like the Inuit.

Everybody knows some tofu and some re-plantable mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots – on over-prescribed Ritalin - with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight–

They know that Santa's on his way.
He's loaded lots of toys,
And goodies on his sleigh.
And every non-gender specific progenitor's child is gonna spy,
To see if reindeer – an endangered species we hope Santa is not mistreating -
really know how to fly.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two;
Although its been said,
Many times, many ways
Happy Holidays, happy holidays, happy holidays to you!

BTW: I'm a Jew - who grew up in the radically chic Left-wing "gilded ghetto" of Great Neck, NY - singing religious Christmas Carols in the PUBLIC school choir - and enjoying it! I think that, just as many on the Left are not merely anti-War; they're on the other side - so too are they not merely secularist; they're anti-Christian.

The Left actually opposes traditional middle-class practices and beliefs (from Christmas Carols, creches, to hetero-sexual marriage, the work ethic, and the concept of personal accountability) in order to replace them with their atheistic, socialistic, utopianistic ideology. And I say: "Screwge them!" To all my Christian friends, I say: "I hope you have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

UPDATE (via SONDRA K): Video of Nat King Cole singing the real thing!