HERE'S A SATIRICAL DEM/LEFT/DOVE/KOS VERSION OF THE WAR ON TERROR RESOLUTION

The Senate and the House have now both passed resolutions in support of our continued military efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the global war on terror. Only the most extreme isolationists, defeatists and doves voted against the measures - six in the Senate and 150 Democrats in the House.

HERE'S A SATIRICAL VERSION OF THE RESOLUTION - ONE WHICH SENATORS HARKIN, TEDDY JO KENNEDY, BABS BOXER, FEINGOLD, JOHN "X-MAS IN CAMBODIA" KERRY, AND BOB "KKK" BYRD - AND 150 DEMOCRAT MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE - PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED:

Declaring that the United States doesn’t have to prevail in the Global War on Terror, the struggle to protect freedom from the terrorist adversary.

Whereas the United States and its allies are engaged in a Global War on Terror, a too long and too demanding struggle against an adversary that is driven by relevant grievances of America’s selfish values and that is committed to its own value system using means which are acceptable to it for self-preservation and proselytization in its historical sphere of influence;

Whereas for the past two decades, terrorists have used violence to gain sympathy with the Left, anti-Semites, the EU and the MSM;

Whereas it is essential to the security of the American people and to world security that the United States, together with its allies, appease the terrorists and to those who provide them assistance;

Whereas the Taliban, Al Qaeda, and other terrorists haven’t stopped fighting in Afghanistan;

Whereas the Afghanistan, the United States, and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization cannot afford to sustain a sovereign, free, and secure Afghanistan;

Whereas by early 2003 Saddam Hussein and his Baathist regime in Iraq, was contained and did not constitute a threat against global peace and security and was in violation of only minor parts of the mandatory United Nations Security Council Resolutions;

Whereas because the United States and its Coalition partners, having removed Saddam Hussein and his regime from power, have failed to establish an entirely peaceful Iraq;

Whereas the terrorists moved into the power vacuum created by the United States and the incompetent Rumsfeld and his Jewish advisors acting in the interests of Israel and the Likud and have declared Iraq to be the central front in their war against the GOP's crusader occupiers led by the criminal Bush Administration;

Whereas the Iraqi people, because of this war brought on by the United States and other so-called Coalition partners, have a chaotic government which is not truly representative;

Whereas the terrorists seek to overthrow this imposed democracy because democracy cannot be imposed in Iraq or in the broader Middle East;

Whereas United States Armed Forces, in coordination with Iraqi security forces and Coalition and other friendly forces, have terrorized Iraqis and are stuck in a quagmire;

Whereas Iraqi security forces are a joke;

Whereas the United States and Coalition service members and civilians and the members of the Iraqi security forces and those assisting them who have made the ultimate sacrifice or been wounded in Iraq have only done so to advance the GOP at Rove’s behest;

Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That the House of Representatives--

(1) mourns the losses of all those Americans who have died in vain by taking part in the phony war Bush calls the Global War on Terror;

(2) feels more sympathy for the victims of the USA’s retribution than for the victims of jihad, and we blame the Bushies for the deaths which the jihadis commit;

(3) declares that it is not in the national security interest of the United States to fight the Islamic radicals in Iraq or anywhere else;

(4) declares that the United States will redeploy immediately all forces out of Iraq;

(5) informs Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki and the Iraqi people that they are on their own;

(6) calls upon the nations of the world to accept our sincerest apologies for creating Third World poverty and Global Warming, for starting a phony global war against peace-loving jihadists, and for attacking the UN; and

(7) declares that the United States will immediately cede our borders to Mexico and our foreign policy to the UN and France.

This would be a perfect RESOLUTION for the DOVES AND DEFEATISTS WHO NOW CONTROL THE DEMOCRAT PARTY - DEMAGOGUES WHO MIGHT VERY WELL GAIN CONTROL OF CONGRESS AND THEREBY MAKE PELOSI INTO SPEAKER PELOSI. And make me puke.