A Politically Correct "Christmas Song"
(by reliapundit - with apologies to Torme-Wells)
(by reliapundit - with apologies to Torme-Wells)
Chestnuts roasting on an catalytically-converted non-polluting fire,
Jack or Jill Frost nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols – that don’t mention Christianity - being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like the Inuit.
Everybody knows some tofu and some re-plantable mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots – on over-prescribed Ritalin - with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight–
They know that Santa's on his way.
He's loaded lots of toys,
And goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is gonna spy,
To see if reindeer – an endangered species we hope Santa is not mistreating -
really know how to fly.
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two;
Although its been said,
Many times, many ways
Happy Holidays, happy holidays, happy holidays to you!
BTW: I'm a Jew - who grew up in the radically chic Left-wing "gilded ghetto" of Great Neck, NY - singing religious Christmas Carols in the PUBLIC school choir - and enjoying it! I think that, just as many on the Left are not merely anti-War; they're on the other side - so too are they not merely secularist; they're anti-Christian. I think that many on the Left actually oppose traditional middle-class practices and beliefs (from Christmas Carols, creches, to hetero-sexual marriage, the work ethic, and the concept of personal accountability) in order to replace them with their atheistic, socialistic, utopianistic ideology. And I say: "Screwge them!" To all my Christian friends, I say: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
MORE HERE. UPDATE: And a cute photo here.
2 comments:
Thank you, Reliapundit. Well said.
They know that Santa and his husband are on their way.
They've loaded lots of non-violent toys,
And organic, sugar-free goodies on their sleigh.
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