THE 4 HORSEWOMEN OF THE BARACKOLYPSE: AND THE WINNERS ARE:

#4 - MICHELLE "LET ME EAT CAKE" OBAMA  14.18% 

#3 - NANCY "WE HAVE TO PASS IT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S IN IT" PELOSI  18.22% 

#2 - HILLARY "BENGHAZI" CLINTON  21.27%  

#1 - VALERIE "RASPUTINA" JARRETT  22%

Never before have so few women done so much harm to so great a nation...