GUARANTEED NOT HALAL: ANNE HATHAWAY

SHE'S A GREAT ACTRESS - A JOB NOT PERMITTED UNDER SHARIA.

SO SHE WOULDN'T BE PERMITTED TO APPEAR IN LES MIS'...

AND ALSO... SHE'S GUARANTEED NOT HALAL:

IF YOU WANT HER, AND TALENTED BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE HER, TO BE ABLE TO MAKE THEIR OWN CAREER CHOICES - IN THE DRAMATIC ARTS OR MUSIC OR PAINTING, THEN YOU MUST JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE SPREAD OF SHARIA.