Wednesday, November 07, 2012
The Most Important Issue In This Political Election Season Was "Having My Own Reality TV Show So I Can Be Famous Just Like Honey Boo Boo"
You know those polls where they ask the American Public "what is most important issue to you", and they say "The Economy"?!?
Well, I just figured something out.
If the Polling companies had added in a category for "Having My Own Reality TV Show So I Can Be Famous Just Like Honey Boo Boo", then that would have been the most important issue to the American Public this election season.
We might as well face it, we live in Idiocracy now.
We live in a country full of people who don't know what's in their own self-interest. A people who do not know what's good for them is just this side of suicide.
Honey Boo Boo and her friends can't get a job, and that isn't the fault of the bad economy, stifled by socialist policies, NO!
The problem is, the Government won't give them a job.
If Obama wants to be popular the next four years, he ought to start a government program to make sure that every single American gets their own Reality TV Show on E! Television.
Cuz, your own Reality TV Show, That's a job, right?
It's a job and you're famous. That's everything anyone could ever want in the America we find ourselves in today.
That's some high-gear visionary Socialism.
Welcome to the Banana Republic of Barack Obama and Honey Boo Boo.
Carl's Jr.: Fuck You. I'm Eating.
Posted by Pastorius at 1:01 PM