I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS NERVOUS ABOUT AN ELECTION SINCE SCOTT WALKER'S RECALL!

THEY TOLD US THE WALKER RECALL WAS CLOSE AND GETTING CLOSER...

BUT WALKER WON BY A LANDSLIDE CAPTURING MORE VOTES AND A HIGHER PERCENTAGE THAN WHEN HE WAS FIRST ELECTED.

THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK:

ROMNEY WILL WIN IN A ROMP.

THIS IS NOT BECAUSE THE POLLS THAT SHOW OBAMA LEADING AREN'T ACCURATE.

THE POLLS THAT SHOW OBAMA LEADING ARE ACCURATE:

THEY SHOW THAT IF AND ONLY IF OBAMA GETS A TURNOUT GREATER THAN THE ONE HE GOT IN 2008, HE WILL DEFEAT ROMNEY.

THAT TYPE OF TURNOUT IS NOT LIKELY.

THAT TYPE OF TURNOUT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY LIKELY.

HERE'S WHY:

98% OF THE POLLS IN EVERY STATE AND NATIONWIDE SHOW ROMNEY LEADING WITH INDEPENDENTS BY DOUBLE-DIGITS.

OBAMA HAS RAISED LESS MONEY THAN IN 2008 AND ROMNEY HAS RAISED MORE THAN MCCAIN.

OBAMA IS POLLING WORSE THAN HE DID IN 2008, AND ROMNEY IS POLLING HIGHER THAN MCCAIN.

OBAMA IS POLLING LESS NOW THAN IN 2008 WITH JEWS, BLACKS, MARRIED WOMEN, SENIORS, CATHOLICS, MEN, AND WHITES.

OBAMA WILL LOSE OHIO, WISCONSIN, VIRGINIA, FLORIDA, IOWA, NEW HAMPSHIRE, COLORADO AND NORTH CAROLINA - AND BARELY WIN MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, MINNESOTA, NEW JERSEY AND NEVADA.

OBAMA WILL WIN CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK AND CONNECTICUT AND MAINE BY SMALLER MARGINS THAN IN 2008.

IT WILL BE A ROUT.

AND BECAUSE THE LEGACY MEDIA HAS BEEN TOUTING A ROMNEY DEFEAT, ROMNEY'S LANDSLIDE WILL BE GREETED BY MASSIVE RIOTS AND A DEMAND BY THE LEFT FOR A UNITED NATIONS/OSCE INVESTIGATION TO INVALIDATE THE RESULTS.

GET TO THE BALLOT BOX, MY FRIENDS - AND THEN BRACE YOURSELF: THE SOCIALISTS WILL NOT TAKE DEFEAT LYING DOWN.

SIGH.