BREAKING: BIBI FIGGERS OUT HOW TO GET TO SEE OBAMA!

OBAMA HAS NO TIME FOR BIBI, BUT PLENTY OF TIME FOR LETTERMAN AND BEYONCE AND "International Talk Like a Pirate Day":

SO... BIBI ORDERED THE MOSSAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET HIM SOME FACE TIME.

HERE'S THE RESULT:

OY VUST YE MATEY!