GUARANTEED NOT HALAL: ICELAND'S BERGLIND ICEY

WIKI: 

There are currently no mosques in Iceland.... The Nordic country Iceland has 644 Muslims, 404 members of "The Association of Muslims in Iceland" and 274 members of "The Muslim Culter Center of Iceland" (as of 2011). This corresponds to 0.2% of the population of Iceland.

GOOD. THIS MEANS BERGLIN ICEY DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ISLAMO-MISOGYNY AS MUCH AS WOMEN IN AFRICA OR ASIA OR EUROPE. YET.

SO SHE'S GUARANTEED NOT HALAL.

LET'S KEEP HER THAT WAY: