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Monday, June 11, 2012

GUARANTEED NOT HALAL - AND GUARANTEED HAWAIIAN: JARAH MARIANO


UNLIKE OBAMA - WHO WAS PROBABLY BORN THERE - JARAH IS UNDOUBTEDLY HAWAIIAN THROUGH AND THROUGH.

IF SHE HAD BEEN BORN IN KENYA - LIKE BARACK OBAMA SENOR, THEN SHE'D PROBABLY BE A TARGET OF JIHAD.

THANK GOD SHE WAS BORN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE:







6 comments:

Pastorius said...

If she was born in Hawaii and has the surname "Mariano", it is extremely likely she is of Filipino heritage.

Filipinas are friggin' hot, dude.

Reliapundit said...

how would you know?

;)

Reliapundit said...

Jarah-Evelyn Makalapua Mariano[2] (born November 23, 1984.

Mariano was born in the city of Lihue on the island of Kauai in Hawaii. At the age of four Mariano relocated with her family to California, where she was raised in the city of Mission Viejo with her two older brothers. At the age of 15 she was discovered in Santa Monica, California by a model scout. After graduating from Trabuco Hills High School, she moved to New York City, where she continued to model and attended Pace University as a full-time student, receiving her degree in Speech Communications with a Media Studies Concentration.

wiki

Pastorius said...

Her last name is a Spanish name. As far as I know, Spain had nothing to do with Hawaii. But, Spain did conquer the Philippines and there are a lot of Filipinos in Hawaii.

Pastorius said...

And besides, she looks Filipina.

And, I'm a pretty good judge of that.

;-)

Reliapundit said...

I THINK HER PAPPY IS ITALIAN.