TIME FOR PARANOID TRICKY RICKY TO HEAD FOR THE EXIT

FIRST TRICKY RICKY ARGUED THAT RON PAUL AND MITT ROMNEY HAD A CONSPIRACY - PERHAPS TO GET RAND PAUL ON THE TICKET.

NOW SANTORUM THINKS DRUDGE AND FOX ARE OUT TO GET HIM.

AND HIS WIFE THINKS GOD IS WHY HE WON SOME PRIMARIES AND CAUCUSES.

WHAT FURHEEEKING EMBARRASSING IDIOTS.

ALL TRICKY RICKY IS DOING NOW IS HELPING OBAMA.

HE'S A SPOILED SPORT. A BAD PERSON. A WHINER. A JERK.

SANTORUM: PLEASE GO AWAY!