"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

GINGRICH: "I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THE OWS MOVEMENT BY ACCIDENT."

THE CAPTAIN OF THAT ITALIAN OCEAN LINER SAID HE DIDN'T ABANDON SHIP; HE MERELY TRIPPED AND FELL INTO A LIFEBOAT.

SO.... NEWT SHOULD USE THE SAME EXCUSE THE CAPTAIN USED:
  • AND BECAUSE HE WORKED FOR FREDDIE MAC BEFORE HE WAS AGAINST IT....
  • AND BECAUSE HE WAS FOR CAPITALISM BEFORE HE OPPOSED IT...
NEWT SHOULD JUST SAY:

"I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THE OWS MOVEMENT BY ACCIDENT."

2 comments:

Juniper in the Desert said...

Is Gingrich comparing the OWS to a large pile of doggy doo?? My computer is taking too long to load the article!

Reliapundit said...

GINGRICH IS ATTACKING CAPITALISM LIKE THE OWS.

I AM SUGGESTING HE USE THRE SAME EXCUSE THE CAPTAIN OF THAT ITALIAN OCEAN LINER USED AS TO HOW COME HE ABANDONED SHIP:

THE CAPTAIN SAID HE TRIPPED AND FELL INTO A LIFEBOAT.