CAIN'S HERMETIC STRATEGY: "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!"

REPORTER:

"MR. CAIN, DID YOU ATTEMPT TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THOSE WOMEN?"

HERMAN CAIN:

"NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!"

SERIOUSLY...

THIS STONE-WALLING STRATEGY WILL WORK AS WELL AS HIS 9/9/9 PLAN - WHICH WAS SO POORLY THOUGHT OUT THAT IT QUICKLY BECAME 9/9/9-9/0/9, WITH BEAU-COUP ADDENDA.

MR. CAIN, IT'S TIME YOU WITHDREW. YOU ARE HURTING THE GOP AND HELPING OBAMA.

PLEASE WITHDRAW.

BONUS VIDEO:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A SICK JOKE?

I THINK THE POSSIBILITY THE GOP COULD STILL POSSIBLY NOMINATE THIS MAN IS A SICK JOKE.