IF OBAMA WAS A POET, WOULD HE KNOW IT?

DOUG ROSS VERSION HERE.

MY OFFERINGS:

AN OGDEN NASH VERSION:

PASS THE BILL - DO NOT READ IT.
THE GOVERNMENT'S HUNGRY - WE MUST QUICKLY FEED IT!

DR SEUSS VERSION:

ONE BILLION, TWO BILLION, THREE BILLION FOUR -
PLEASE JUST SEND DC MORE.
SEND THEM MONEY, SEND IT NOW -
IF YOU DON'T SEND IT, THEY'LL SPEND IT ANYHOW!

TS ELIOT VERSION:

LET US GO THEN - YOU AND I
WITH THE DEBT SPREAD OUT BEFORE US LIKE AN ENDLESS SKY -
LIKE AN MSM SYCOPHANT MESMERIZED BENEATH MY TABLE.
LET US GO THROUGH UNION-MOB CONTROLLED STREETS
WITH THEIR EXPLETIVE NOT DELETED TWEETS
THAT ATTACK TEA PARTY RACISTS
WHO DARE ASK QUESTIONS.
OH DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE BILL, OR EVEN WHAT'S IN IT.
VOTE THE WAY I SAY, AND LET ME AND THE MSM SPIN IT.

IF BILL AYERS WERE A POET:

PASS THE DAMN BILL YOU TERRORISTS, YOU RACIST, TEA PARTY, ZIONIST PIGS! HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PASS IT NOW!

OBAMA'S DEFEAT WILL BE POETRY TO MY EARS.