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Thursday, August 04, 2011

MYSTERIOUS ORANGE GOO APPEARS IN NORTHWEST ALASKA

SOUNDS ICKY AND OMINOUS:

Tests have been conducted on the substance on the surface of the water in Kivalina (KIV'-uh-LEE'-nuh). City Administrator Janet Mitchell told The Associated Press that the substance has also shown up in some residents' rain buckets.

Coast Guard Petty Officer David Mosely tells KTUU that it's not a petroleum substance and it's not man-made.

I THINK IT'S THE BILE FROM PALIN HATERS.

1 comment:

Pastorius said...

Awesome.