"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Sunday, August 21, 2011

ADVANCED PEEK AT OBAMA'S JOBS SPEECH TO BE DELIVERED THIS SEPTEMBER! (HEH!)


Well, it's the one he should delver!:
"My Fellow Americans; I seem to be the biggest obstacle to a debt plan that will save America and stabilize the markets and lead to global growth. Therefore - for the good of our body politic, the federal budget, the national debt. the American economy - and the global economy I am resigning effective tonight at midnight. At that time Joe Biden will be sworn in as President. I am submitting Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's name to the Congress for quick confirmation as Vice President by both bodies. Michelle and I thank you for the privilege of serving you as President and First Lady. Good Night, and May Al- - er um I mean God be with you you and May God Bless America!"
The dollar and the stock markets would go up about 15% on the news! Oil and unemployment would drop in days.

Sigh.


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