WHY NO GAS TAX ON BEANS?

TAXING THE METHANE IN BEANS MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS TAXING THE CARBON IN FOSSIL FUELS.

TAXING THE CARBON IN ENERGY FUELS MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS TAXING THE METHANE IN BEANS.

AND BY METHANE I MEAN FARTS - THAT'S FLATULENCE FOR YOU HIGHBROW TYPES.

IT IS A FACT THAT METHANE IS A MAJOR GREENHOUSE GAS .

AND SINCE OBAMA BELIEVES THAT GREENHOUSE GASES ARE CAUSING MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING, THEN IT SEEMS TO ME THAT HE SHOULD SUPPORT A BEAN TAX.

IF THEY WON'T, THEN IT PROVES THEY REALLY DON'T MEAN WHAT THEY THEY WHEN THEY ARGUE THAT WE ARE HEADED FOR A GLOBAL CLIMATE CATASTROPHE.

IOW: TAX BEANS & FARTS OR STFU.