Right after Obama called Dubya to tell him the good news, his secretary dialed up Clinton - but before the call could through, Obama's phone rang: it as Dubya.
Dubya asked him to update him on Osama.
Obama was a little puzzled, but because he was making so many calls he figured he got mixed up and patiently told Dubya again that Osama was dead. Bush congratulated him and hung up.
A second later Obama's phone rang again - it was Dubya again: "Mr. president, how's the hunt for Osama going?"
Obama told him again, "WE GOT HIM! OSAMA IS DEAD!" and hung up, thinking it was late and maybe the former president was sleepy or... off the wagon on account of the good news.
Sure enough, the phone rang again - it was Bush again, asking Obama again how the hunt for Osma was going.
Now, Obama had had enough - he was already late for his TV address and still had a few dozen calls to make.
Exasperated he told Dubya, "OSAMA IS DEAD! OSAMA IS DEAD! OSAMA IS DEAD! DON'T YOU GET IT, YOU STUPID DRUNK MORON! I GOT HIM! IS IT TOO DIFFICULT TO WRAP YOUR ITTY-BITTY BRAIN AROUND!? OSAMA IS DEAD! OSAMA IS DEAD! OSAMA IS DEAD! "
Bush paused, then said: "Of course I get it Mr president. I just like the way it sounds!"
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