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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

HOMES PAINTED WITH ADVERTISEMENTS: A NOVEL SOLUTION FOR MORTGAGE DELINQUENCY?

ARE HOUSE ADS THE SALVATION FOR HOMEOWNERS WHO ARE DELINQUENT?
TURN MY HOME INTO A BILLBOARD
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We're looking for houses to paint. In fact, paint is an understatement. We're looking for homes to turn into billboards. In exchange, we'll pay your mortgage every month for as long as your house remains painted

Here are a few things we're looking for. You must own your home. It cannot be rented or leased. We'll paint the entire outside of the house, minus the roof, the windows and any awnings. Painting will take approximately 3 - 5 days. Your house must remain painted for at least three months and may be extended up to a year. If, for any reason, you decide to cancel after three months or if we cancel the agreement with you, we'll repaint your house back to the original colors.

If you're prepared for the bright colors and stares from neighbors just complete the submission form below. We review every submission. If your home meets our criteria, an Adzookie team member will contact you.

THIS MIGHT BE A CREATIVE SOLUTION THAT DOESN'T COST THE TAXPAYER A CENT.

BUT FOR THE PROBABILITY THAT GOVERNMENT WILL STOP IT VIA ZONING LAWS.

THEN AGAIN, MIGHT IT BE PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT?

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