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Tuesday, April 05, 2011
COW FARTS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING: THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS SCOOPS HOT AIR AND TIME MAGAZINE BY 5 YEARS
I firmly believe that bovine flatulence is harming the planet, so I've been eating them just as fast as I can. But damn it, I'm only one man.
Please join my cause, "Meat for Mother Earth". No dues, no website, no membership, just go out and eat as much beef as possible. Burgers, steaks, roasts, and whenever possible.
Pigs aren't too good for the environment either, so please wrap your beef in bacon when possible.
Occasionally have some chicken (also wrapped in bacon and preferably in a heavy sauce) so you'll know what all those eco type foods are supposed to taste like.
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I firmly believe that bovine flatulence is harming the planet, so I've been eating them just as fast as I can. But damn it, I'm only one man.
Please join my cause, "Meat for Mother Earth". No dues, no website, no membership, just go out and eat as much beef as possible. Burgers, steaks, roasts, and whenever possible.
Pigs aren't too good for the environment either, so please wrap your beef in bacon when possible.
Occasionally have some chicken (also wrapped in bacon and preferably in a heavy sauce) so you'll know what all those eco type foods are supposed to taste like.
So eliminate flatulent cows - EAT THE FUCKERS!!
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