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Tuesday, January 04, 2011

TOP TWENTY-FIVE NEW PC TV SHOW IDEAS TO COMBAT ISLAMOPHOBIA

TOP TWENTY-FIVE NEW PC TV SHOW IDEAS TO COMBAT ISLAMOPHOBIA:

Katie Couric, CBS News’ pert and perky anchor came up with an idea:

“Maybe we need a Muslim version of The Cosby Show,” Couric said. “I know that sounds crazy, I know that sounds crazy. But The Cosby Show did so much to change attitudes about African-Americans in this country, and I think sometimes people are afraid of what they don’t understand…” (see video) [...]

11. Gilligan’s Islam (An inept Muslim convert is stranded in a 13th century religion)

12. Will and Grace (The show never actually airs because Will is hanged and Grace is stoned to death in the pilot)

13. Welcome Back Kafir (A Muslim convert returns to teach at his old madrassa)

14. Chico and Iran (A Mexican convert to Islam receives training from an Iranian bomb maker. Hijinx ensue)

15. Allah in the Family (A devout young Muslim man marries into a family of Christian bigots)

16. I Dream of Jihad (Fantasy-comedy in which a beautiful 2000-year old genie helps her Taliban master kill infidels by blinking her eyes and wrinkling her nose)

17. My Favorite Martyr (A would-be Muslim martyr makes friends with a naïve CNN reporter)

18. The Beverly Hadjis (A poor Muslim man discovers oil on his family goat farm and moves his family to Beverly Hills)

19. Bosom Bombers (Two single Muslim men disguise themselves as filthy, hook-nosed Jews to live in the one apartment they can afford)

20. The Love Goat (Abu Abbas stars as Captain Mahmoud al-Stubing, captain of the Achille Lauro cruise ship. Achmed the goat co-stars)

21. Decapitated Housewives (A comedy-drama about a group of burqa-wearing neighbors on Wisteria Lane in Kabul)

22. Sharia Law & Order (Stole a loaf of bread? Cut off their hands. Went outside without your burqa? That’ll be forty strokes with a cane. Suicide bomber? You get 72 virgins)

23. Late Night with Conan the Barbarian (The comedy musings of America’s top Muslim late night comic)

24. Mary Tyler Moorish (A young, single Muslim woman moves to the big city and goes to work in the al Jazeera news department)

25. Arrested Developer (The zany adventures of the sleazy guy who wants to build the Ground Zero Mosque)

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VIA DINOCRAT

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