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Monday, August 30, 2010

TORCHING CARS IS A BIOLOGICAL RESULT OF ISLAM?

12 Arrested - Police give low sugar balance during Ramadan the blame.

Police drove 12 youths home to their (proud?) parents shortly after arresting them for torching a car.

A spokesman for the Police, Mads Firlings, explains: "It's Ramadan, and it is our impression that the unstable eating patterns, combined with the fact that these youths have nothing to do at night, leads to unrest. We see this every year...but no one is injured...and no one put in arrest."

So I guess we just need to give the Taliban Hershey bars?

RELIAPUNDIT: JIHAD IS MERELY AN EATING DISORDER, WHOODATHUNKDAT!?

1 comment:

Juniper in the Desert said...

'"PMT is believed to be the cause of a woman responsible for blowing up a mosque in Regent's Park, London. This mosque was a principal place for inciting terror in the English capital.

The woman, who cannot be named, went on the internet, made a large bomb and left it in the lobby of the mosque. She explained she had been given some new medication which did not agree with her."

Didn't the doctor KNOW this would happen with that medicine?

There will be a full enquiry.'

Maybe!!