BREAKING: DUBAI JET CRASHES ON LANDING IN INDIA - 160 FEARED DEAD!

HMMMMMMM... A JET FROM A MUSLIM NATION - (THE NATION PAKISTANI TALIBAN AGENT SHAWAZ WAS HEADED TO) - TO PAKISTAN FOE INDIA.

160 ON BOARD - ALL FEARED DEAD.

RIP.

HMMMMMMM... THE XMAS DAY UNDERWEAR BOMBER WAS TRYING TO BLOW HIS JET UP ON LANDING....

I WONDER IF THE ENEMY HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THIS?

THE FBI AND CIA WERE CONCERNED ABOUT OTHER IMPENDING PAKISTANI-TALIBAN ATTACKS WORLDWIDE:

The US embassy in Pakistan issued a threat notice to its citizens on Friday, warning that "terrorist groups" may have established links to a well-known catering company in the capital Islamabad.

HMMM... WHO CATERED THE JET!?

MAYBE - AFTER THE POLISH PRESIDENT'S JET CRASHED ON LANDING - THE ENEMY IS GETTING HELP FROM THE KGB?!?!? (REMINDER: THE KGB IS NOT OUR FRIEND.)

STAY TUNED...

UPDATE: MORE SIMILARITIES TO THE POLISH CRASH THAN THE XMAS BOMBER:

The plane appears to have overshot the hilltop runway where it was landing in one of India’s trickiest airports, in the city of Mangalore, which sits in the Western Ghats, or hills, on India’s southwestern coast.

HMMMMMM... BOTH "MISPLACED" THE RUNWAY... IS IT A RADAR ISSUE? A HYDRAULIC ISSUE? THE RESULT OF PILOT ERROR OF ... OR OF TAMPERING!?!?

STAY TUNED...