THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD VOTE DEMOCRAT

THE TOP TEN REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT (shamelessly adapted from Gerard via Basil):

10.You should vote Democrat if you believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9. You should vote Democrat if you believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would.

8. You should vote Democrat if you believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. You should vote Democrat if you believe you're way too irresponsible to own a gun, and feel that you need to be safe are the local cops to protect you from murderers and thieves and terrorists.

6. You should vote Democrat if you believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if everyone doesn't start driving a Prius.

5. You should vote Democrat if you believe the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion is okay, but that we should keep all death row inmates alive.

4. You should vote Democrat if you believe illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. You should vote Democrat if you believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They just need to break even and should give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

2. You should vote Democrat if you believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

1. You should vote Democrat if your head is so firmly planted up your ass it's unlikely that you'll ever have another point of view.