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Monday, April 05, 2010

CORPSE FOUND NEAR CLOONEY'S LAKE COMO CASTLE

The body of a woman was found slashed and floating outside the $32 million dollar mansion of American actor George Clooney in the town of Laglio, Italy.
OK reports the woman was between 25-30 years of age, wearing a T-Shirt, black underwear, and had a tattoo of a dolphin on her left breast.

Her throat had been cut.

Though the victim has not been identified, police suspect the woman may be a high-class, professional escort.

Police are still investigating to determine if the woman was killed at the scene.

Whether Clooney was in residence at the time of the discovery is not known.
STILL NOT KNOWN? AFTER A DAY? HMMM...

2 comments:

Pastorius said...

When I first heard the news that OJ Simpson's wife had been murdered, I immediately thought the idea that he had been the murderer was utterly preposterous.

Same thing here; to me it is utterly preposterous that George Clooney would murder a woman.

Reliapundit said...

it is utterly preposterous that the usa would elect a radical leftist and crypto-muslim after winning the cold war and while fighting global jihad.