WHY TIGER CHOSE THE MASTERS

TIGER CHOSE THE MASTERS FOR HIS COMING OUT PARTY.

WHY?

NO FEMALE MEMBERS.

BWAHAHAHA!

REMEMBER: THE LIBS MADE A BIG STINK OVER IT IN 2002.

THE NYTIMES AND HOWELL RAINES MADES ASSES OUT OF THEMSELVES - RUNNING A HUNDRED STORIES ON IT AND EVEN PUBLISHING AN EDITORIAL DEMANDING TIGER BOYCOTT THE MASTERS (WHICH THEY HAVE "DISAPPEARED" FROM THEIR ARCHIVES!).

KNOWING WHAT WE NOW KNOW ABOUT TIGER, PERHAPS HE SHOULD HAVE AGREED WITH THE NYTIMES THEN AND DEMANDED THEY HAVE BABES THERE - ER UM I MEAN WOMEN THERE IN 2002.

AND HAVING BEEN MADE CO-EDUCATIONAL, DEMAND A BAN NOW!