Flashback to 1991: CNN Does Hogan's Heroes

Or something. I vaguely remembered this, but I was a kid when it aired and was unable to recognize just how incredibly bad CNN was.



Seriously. Could they be more pathetic?

Yes, they could and have done so. Remember CNN's little foray into Pallywood earlier this year, when they staged a medical emergency because the Joooooz were supposedly just killing people indiscriminately because Joooooz have no right to defend themselves against terrorists who shoot rockets at preschools?



And who could forget this crazy rant on the part of a CNN producer directed at Knesset member Danny Ayalon, in which Nidal Rafa channels Arafat for three minutes?:



But her grandfather was "in" before 1948 so she's a real Fakestinian. Therefore the Joooooz should leave the land which they've inhabited for 4500 years because the "indigenous" people (who aren't even Arabs, had no contact with Arabs and didn't speak Arabic until 3000 years after the founding of Israel, and are only Semitic because they're Joooooz whose ancestors were forcibly converted, not because they have any Arabian ancestry whatsoever, and if they did, why would they call the Levant their land?) were driven out by other fake Arabs, which is also the Jooooz' fault somehow.

CNN: staying classy and producing great journalism by crazy people's standards for 20 years.