PUTIN'S DIRTY DOZEN: RUSSIA'S 12 MOST INFAMOUS UNSOLVED MURDERS

ONE DOZEN - AND THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE LITVINENKO - OR ANY OTHER PUTIN OPPONENT KILLED OVERSEAS.

• (THE BBC DOESN'T ASSERT THAT PUTIN HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THESE MURDERS.

• I DO.

• THE BBC BLAMES THE LACK OF ANY INDICTMENT ON RUSSIA'S LABYRINTHINE JUDICIARY.

• YEAH: SURE!

• COULD IT BE.... PUTIN'S KGB IS THE REAL REASON?! YES.)