Just in case there remains any doubt that President Obama is the ONE - after garnering the prestigious Nobel Piece Prize - let me reveal some upcoming events that, when they occur, should convince you right wing nuts that BHO is is in fact the Annointed One:
President Obama will sign a 5 picture deal and win 5 Oscars, including Best Foreign Film Without a Screenplay, for an untitled film, bogged down in pre-production.
George Steinbrenner will sign President Obama to pitch for the Yankees. On opening day, the President will throw the first ever perfect game - without assuming the mound.
President and Mrs. Obama will buy a Remax franchise in Chicago and sell half of the city to a Saudi-Chinese joint venture. President Obama will be selected realtor of the year.
Then again - Armageddon may come first... but only after Obama is anointed the prince of Peace.
UPDATE: My Theory: THE NOBEL COMMITTEE SELECTED PRESIDENT OBAMA TO DRAW HIM TO THE COPENHAGEN CLIMATE CONFERENCE.
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