AMERICA'S DESCENT INTO DEPRAVITY CONTINUES: PATRIOT RUSH IS OUT, BUT FERGIE IS OKAY WITH THE NFL - AND ALSO AVON

WZ:

So, Rush is unacceptable but a person that sings THESE lyrics are okay? Waiting for NOW to protest in 3..2..1.. (Yeah, I know)

AP - Fergie may soon be on the Miami Dolphins' bandwagon as a limited partner.

NFL owners meeting in Boston this week approved the Black Eyed Peas singer as a part owner, but the team has yet to complete an agreement with her, Dolphins chief executive officer Mike Dee said in an e-mail Tuesday.

Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas already have a marketing partnership with the Dolphins. She wears a pink Dolphins jersey in a campaign this month for breast cancer awareness.

Team owner Stephen Ross has brought six other celebrities into the fold this year. The first partnership was with singer Jimmy Buffett. Musicians Gloria and Emilio Estefan and Marc Anthony and tennis stars Serena and Venus Williams subsequently bought small shares of the team.

HERE ARE THE LYRICS BY FERGIE:

Fergie singing chorus:

Lets have sex. Some real good sex.
Some real hott sex.
Some sexxxy sex. Lets just have sex!

(Instrumental Break)

Verse 1:
*Moans and Groans*
Oh yeah! Just keep on digging further in!
Ooo, right there!
Keep on plea-sur-ing,
Yea plea-sur-ing, Nice plea-sur-ing!

(Chorus)

(Instrumental Break)

Verse 2:
WOW! This is hard. F**k me harder. I need an orgasm.
Keep on plea-sur-ing, Yea plea-sur-ing, Nice plea-sur-ing!

(Chorus)

(Instrumental Break)

Verse 3: Oh my god!
That was refreshing.
I am a slut. And I am off to my next destination...
A KING SIZED BED!
Keep on plea-sur-ing, Yea plea-sur-ing,
Nice plea-sur-ing!

(Chorus)

Verse 4: Oh Wow! That was thuper SWEET. Do eet again!! L-O-L!!

It is all about sex!

APPARENTLY AVON THINKS THIS IS A GOOD PERSON TO DO A FRAGRANCE WITH:

REUTERS:

Avon calls on singer Fergie for new fragrance Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie is working with Avon Products Inc to develop a perfume that will debut next year.

The singer will be "intimately involved" in developing the fragrance, packaging, name and campaign, according to Avon, the world's largest direct seller of cosmetics.

The perfume will be sold outside of the United States in August 2010, and three months later in the United States in time for the holiday season.

Fergie's partnership with the company will kick off this month, when she performs at the Avon Foundation for Women Annual Gala Event in New York on Oct. 27.

I THINK THE NFL AND AVON MIGHT AS TEAM UP WITH MACKENZIE PHILLIPS AND KEVIN JENNINGS!

IF YOU DISLIKE WHAT THE NFL AND AVON ARE DOING, THEN STOP BUYING THEIR PRODUCTS.

(WATCH THE GAMES IF YOU MUST, BUT BOYCOTT PRODUCTS ENDORSED BY THE NFL AND THEIR PLAYERS!)

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