All the Dirty Dirt Olbermann and His Minions Dug Up on Beck

Drumroll: He's Glenn Beck, bitch.

I could do better than that off the top of my head. He's a recovering alcoholic and a convert to Mormonism. That hardly qualifies as dirt, but it's still better than they did.

Olbermann then goes on and on and on about having been victimized by those right-wing extremists at the New York Times. He can't wrap his head around why anyone would frown upon employing McCarthyism in order to make an 'argument' which would ensure anyone's non-matriculation to second grade. Doing so is not only tasteless, trashy, and the opposite of journalism, but a sure-fire indicator of mental disability. It's like I explained to Pasto yesterday:

Nobody, as far as I know, has ever disproven a single claim Beck has ever made and I know that he has never rescinded a story. Remember, whenever someone attacks the messenger, they have already de facto admitted that they are 100% wrong, have absolutely no case whatsoever, and can only resort to logical fallacies. That's what they try to do with Beck, but they consistently fail at failing, too. Beck's cards are on the table and he's very self-deprecating. Whether or not Beck's a loon, which he's not, is immaterial. When they go after him instead of the message you know that he's right, and they can't even manage to play the ad hominem logical fallacy right.

One of the key indicators of mental retardation is a lack of logical faculties. By going after Beck in ad hominem attacks in order to presumably undermine his work, Olbermann has unequivocally proven himself to be a few cards short of a deck and Beck to be right on the money.

Maybe jealousy over this has driven him insane, especially since Beck's time slot is terrible and Olbermann's is smack in the middle of prime time:
Total day: FNC: 1421 | CNN: 612 | MSNBC: 387 | HLN: 292

Prime: FNC: 1847 | CNN: 829 | MSNBC: 703 | HLN: 444

	5p:	6p:	7p:	8p:	9p:	10p:	11p:
FNC	Beck:	Baier:	Shep:	O'Reilly:	FoxNewsRep:	Greta:	O'Reilly:
	2590	1981	1551	2185	1808	1547	1316
CNN	Blitzer:	Blitzer:	Dobbs:	Brown:	King:	Cooper:	Cooper:
	612	529	550	735	1023	729	534
MSNBC	Matthews:	EdShow:	Matthews:	Olbermann:	Maddow:	Olbermann:	Maddow:
	621	568	579	915	682	512	432
HLN	Prime:	Prime:	Issues:	Grace:	Issues:	Grace:	Showbiz:
	240	169	315	603	349	412	438

Note how Beck has the #1 show in cable news and the #1 news show more generally, and O'Reilly, whose 11 o'clock show's ratings are roughly half those of Beck at 5, had the #1 news show for 13 years. Beck will soon triple Olbermann's 8 o'clock show's rating. Beck has the #1 news show. At 5. He knocked off the guy who had the #1 show for 13 years. This is precisely why liberals hate the free market.

Crazy or no, Beck's still right and Olbermann's still mentally retarded.