TWO BBC HEADLINES SUM UP THE ENDS OF SOCIALISM

THIS TANDEM - APPEARING IN SEQUENCE ON THIS EVENING'S BBC WEBSITE - SAYS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHERE SOCIALISM ENDS UP:

Lesbians given equal birth rights
Lesbian couples can now register both their names on the birth certificate of a child conceived as a result of fertility treatment.

Prison food 'beats NHS hospitals'
Patients in an NHS hospital are more likely to go hungry than people who are locked up in prison, researchers say.

IT'S A BRAVE NEW WORLD.