"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Sunday, August 09, 2009

THE MERCEDES "SMART CAR" IS FOR STUPID ELITIST LEFTIST DUPES

  • THE "SMART" CAR SEATS TWO AND GETS ANYWHERE FROM 35 TO 60 MILES PER GALLON -- DEPENDING ON WHO YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.
  • REPEAT: IT'S TINY. SEATS TWO.
  • NOTE; 33 MPG WHILE CARRYING FOUR PEOPLE IS JUST AS GOOD AS A TWO-SEATER CARRYING TWO PEOPLE GETTING 80 MILES A GALLON!
  • THEY COST THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY.

SO... WHICH CAR DOES A SMART PERSON BUY?

  • WHICH CAR DOES SOMEONE WHO MIGHT HAVE CARGO ONE DAY BUY?
  • WHICH CAR DOES A PERSON WITH FAMILY AND MORE THAN ONE FRIEND BUY?

ONLY STUPID-ASS LIBERAL ELITIST SCHMUCKS WOULD EVER BY A "SMART CAR".

  • SMART CARS ARE AS "SMART" AS AGW, CARBON TAXES, UNILATERAL DISARMAMENT, CANCELING NMD, OBAMACARE, CLOSING GITMO, GUN CONTROL, RAISING TAXES --- WELL YOU GET THE IDEA AND SEE THE PATTERN, RIGHT!?!?

  • THE LEFT-WING THINKS THEY'RE SMART BUT THEY'RE FREAKIN' IDIOTS AND DUPES.

YUP: THERE ARE SOME THINGS SO DUMB ONLY LEFTIST INTELLECTUALS CAN BELIEVE THEM. OR BUY THEM!

YUP: EVERY TIME I SEE ONE I LAUGH! THERE GOES ANOTHER LEFT-WING DUPE!


[ASIDE: LEFTIES ONLY NEED TWO-SEATER CARS: THEY'RE AGAINST HAVING CHILDREN ON ACCOUNT OF IT'S BAD FOR GAIA!

ABORTIONS AND SMART CARS ARE GOOD TO THE LEFT - BETTER THAN HAVING CHILDREN AND A REGULAR GOOD OL' SUBCOMPACT.

WHAT ASSH*LES! WHAT STUPID BRAINWASHED ASSH*LES.

AND THEN... THERE'S THIS: JR/TAB.]

2 comments:

Bean said...

Wait, you expect polite comments after that stream of all-caps insults?

If you always carpool with 3 other people, great, get the Yaris and enjoy your awesome mpg per person. If you commute by yourself like 90% of America you'd get better mileage per person in the Smart. Simple math; I don't understand why this requires so much yelling.

grumpyoldmale said...

I don't commute, children all grown & gone. Only wife & I. Do have a full size car plus truck but for small errands & runs why should I pay all these stupid high prices for gas. I don't live in the city & if I did I would ride a golf cart or 3 wheel bicycle with a basket. Prices go down enough on EV's I will probably get one of those. The person making the remark probably either owns an oil company or has stock in it. As for fuel milage depends on how I drive. @ 85 plus low, 35 to 50 high. Don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about because I carry a license to drive 18 wheelers & license to operate tow boats that move barges on the rivers plus do maintenance on all. If the oil companies were not running the country we would all probably be driving EV's. GM made EV's test models & stopped Ford made them in late 90's to early 2000 stopped made recalls on them all and stopped. Our great president that said nothing wrong with the economy while gas prices were going up & up & people quit work because why go to work if expense from fuel was so high you were in the red when you got your check. I have retired since then but my fuel was being paid for @ the time but not everyone was that lucky. Some places fuel price alone will pay for the Smart car. Best wishes to all.