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Saturday, October 18, 2008

A WORD OF ADVICE TO THE ELECTORATE: IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS


Imagine that the presidential race is sorta like a girl deciding who she's gonna marry.

The race up until now has been like effin' around; you know: Barack has been the sexy guy ya wanna do the dirty thing with.

As if voting in the primary is who ya might wanna shack up with for a while.

But now it's getting time to make a bigger decision than who you think will make a thrill run up your leg, or be a hot one night stand - or a series of hot one night stands, if you're lucky.

Now it's actually gettin' close to the time we gotta decide who to vote for; we gotta decide who's gonna be POTUS. Commander in Chief. PRESIDENT. For four years.

It's like marrying time, folks.


Barack may be the bad guy you date.

But McCain is the good guy you marry.

In your heart you know I'm right.

VOTE ACCORDINGLY.

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