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Thursday, August 28, 2008

WILL OBAMA CHOKE TONGIHT?

MAYBE...


HE LOOKS MIGHTY NERVOUS TO ME
AS HE STOOD IN FRONT OF
THE TEMPLE OF GLOOM LAST NIGHT...


  • HE HAS NEVER EVER BEEN IN SUCH A BIG PRESSURE MOMENT.
  • NOT IN HIS HOLE LIFE.
  • HE HAS NEVER FLOWN A JET OFF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
  • OR BEEN SHOT AT.
  • OR BEEN SHOT DOWN AND TORTURED.
  • HE IS COMPLETELY UNTESTED.
  • AND HE HAS NOT A SINGLE NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENT TO SHOW FOR HIS PRIVILEGED LIFE.
  • I THINK HE WILL CHOKE.
  • BECOME SWEPT UP IN THE MONENT'S ANXIETY AND ELATION, AND STRAY FROM THE TEXT.
  • I EXPECT HIM TO MISSPEAK - LIKE BIDEN DID LAST NIGHT- ONLY WORSE.
  • SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF 57 STATES.

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