"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Thursday, August 07, 2008

THE REAL REASON FOR OBAMA'S HAWAIIAN VACATION: KEEPING HIM UNDER WRAPS UNTIL THE CONVENTION SO HE DOESN'T BLOW IT!

  • ONE WHOLE WEEK.
  • HE AND HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGERS THINK THAT ONCE RESTED, HE WILL RETURN TO FORM - SPARKLE AGAIN - AND NOT STUTTER, FUMPHER, BLURT OUT GAFFE AFTER GAFFE AND GENERALLY LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A LOSER.
  • MAYBE HIS BARITONE WILL RETURN, TOO; (HAVE YOU NOTICED HE SOUNDS LIKE A WHINING TENOR LATELY? IT'S THE PRESSURE ON HIS NUTS!).
  • THEY ARE WRONG. OBAMA IS A LOSER. AN ANTI-AMERICAN LOSER. A FLASH ON THE PAN. HE'S GOING NOWHERE BUT DOWN.
  • *******UPDATE: ANOTHER REASON THE CAMPAIGN WANTS OBAMA IN HAWAII AND OUT OF THE LIME-LIGHT IS THAT THEY'RE RUNNING SCARED:
  • IF HE KEEPS SPEWING GAFFES AND CONTINUES PLUMMETING IN THE POLLS, THEN THE SUPER-DELEGATES WILL BAIL-OUT AND HILLARY WILL GET THE NOMINATION!
HILLARY ---- OBAMA --- WHO CARES: THEY'RE BOTH WRONG FOR AMERICA.

VOTE ACCORDINGLY.

8 comments:

Pastorius said...

Great post.

ChenZhen said...

Interesting theory. It couldn't be that he really does need some rest? I mean, as you said, he seems a little prone to gaffes lately. Maybe he's running on fumes.

Reliapundit said...

NO DOUBT HE COULD USE A REST: LIKE 40 YEARS!

HE WAS SHARPER WITH REST - AND AN EASIER TARGET: HILLARY!

SHE DIDN'T TEST HIM.

WE ARE TESTING HIM - AND FORCING THE MSM TO LOOK TWICE.

HE'S FREAKIN' TOAST IN NOVEMBER: JUST LIKE HILLARY SAID HE'D BE.

MCCAIN IS WORKING HARDER AND IS SHARPER: HE'S FITTER AND TOUGHER AND HAS A DEEP REAL COURAGE WHICH MATCHES HIS PRINCIPLES.

HE HAS PRINCIPLES AND THE TENACITY TO DEFEND THEM

OBAMA HAS NEITHER.

ChenZhen said...

I think that you might have scored 2 points with that comment, RP. Nice job!

/I think you get 3 points if its bold in addition to the CAPS LOCK. Still early in the game though.

Reliapundit said...

yer CRUISING for a banning again CHENNY!

ChenZhen said...

My apologies RP. I saw that story on the McCain points-for-propaganda program and I couldn't help myself. Won't happen again.

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