THE OBAMARANG EFFECT

Kerry flip-flopped famously: "I was for it before I was against it."

Kerry became known to many as "Flipper."

Well, Obama has so many flip-flops on so many issues he deserves his own name.

LIST OF FLIP FLOPS HERE.

1. FLIP FLOP ON IRAQ HERE.
2. FLIP FLOP ON CUBA HERE.
3. FLIP FLOP ON HEALTH CARE HERE.
4. FLIP FLOP ON MARIJUANA HERE.
5. FLIP FLOP ON NAFTA HERE.
6. FLIP FLOP ON PAYGO HERE.
7. FLIP FLOP ON PUBLIC FINANCING HERE.
8. FLIP FLOP ON FLAG-PINS HERE.
9. FLIP FLOP ON WRIGHT HERE.
10. FLIP FLOP ON PATRIOT ACT HERE.
11. FLIP FLOP ON HIS CHURCH HERE.
12. FLIP FLOP ON ETHANOL HERE.
    

I arbitrarily stopped at a dozen.

For this ability, may I suggest new moniker?

Here: OBAMARANG.

Because the substance of his eloquent oratory always seems to comes back to haunt him.

OBAMARANG.

(After buyer's remorse sets in, the Democrats will call him Obummer.)