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Monday, June 16, 2008

OBAMA: NO TELEPROMPTER = NO CLUE

FROM THIS HOT AIR THREAD ON THE LATEST OBAMA GAFFE:

I watched the whole 11:09. I don’t remember a thing he said. All I heard was uh, uh, uh, uh, and uh.

He talks for 4 minutes. I counted 55 uhs.
Then he takes questions.

First answer: 10 uhs
Second answer: 27 uhs
Third answer: 16 uhs
Fourth answer: 7 uhs
Final answer: 29 uhs

144 uhs in 11 minutes. Articulate, Uh-bama!

RushBaby on June 16, 2008 at 7:17 PM

  • MCCAIN IS A STRAIGHT-TALKER WHO HAS TROUBLE READING A SPEECH FROM A TELEPROMPTER.
  • OBAMA IS AN ORATOR WHO READS A TELEPROMPTER AS WELL AS REGIS PHILBIN.
  • WITHOUT THE TELEPROMPTER OBAMA IS AS SMOOTH AND MCCAIN IS WITH ONE.
  • IF WE WERE ELECTING A TV-GAME SHOW HOST, THEN I'D VOTE FOR OBAMA.
  • BUT WE'RE ELECTING A COMMANDER IN CHIEF, NOT A GAME SHOW HOST.
  • BEING COMMANDER IN CHIEF REQUIRES MORE THAN SWEET-TALK.
  • IT REQUIRES COURAGE AND EXPERIENCE.
  • TWO THINGS OBAMA SIMPLY LACKS.
VOTE ACCORDINGLY.

2 comments:

Pal2Pal said...

Uh-bama, I love it. Can I steal it?

Reliapundit said...

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